You were raised a Leftist loon to hate America. So it’s not all your fault. You can blame your Lib parents for setting the stage for your confused, reprobate life.

However, you can change and learn to love America with a little effort.

Well, here’s some soothing ambient Americana to reprogram and salvage your tortured soul.

Perhaps, even, one day you will put down the homosexual pride flag and wave Old Glory instead…and, yes, gawd forbid, vote for Trump.