I Like Marjorie Taylor Greene But Her Dress is Too Low Cut and Her Hair is Too Long: It Makes Her Look Like a Stoned Hippy “Busted Flat in Baton Rouge…” Just Sayin’ + Soundtrack (Oh, Yeah!) 2026-03-08
“Serious Incident” Causes Kansas City International Airport to be Evacuated, Flight Delays Across US 2026-03-08
Tucker Carlson Cranks It on Israel’s President and Epstein…Big Time! Then, the Non-Apology… 2026-03-08
Christina Applegate ‘Cringes’ at Kelly Bundy’s ‘Full Rock Sl*t’ Status:’ ‘Wouldn’t Have a Shot in Hell Today’ 2026-03-08
Iran’s Last Line of Resistance Holds Back — but Houthi Terror Group Warns It’s Ready to Act 2026-03-08
Israel Launches New Wave of Strikes across Iran, Warns It Will Target Every Successor of Khamenei 2026-03-08
Trump Says Cuba In Its ‘Last Moments Of Life’ As He Teases Possible Deal (Stick a Fork in the Communist Regime) 2026-03-08
Trump Blasts ‘Once Great Ally’ Britain for Late Response to Iran Conflict, Says U.S. Doesn’t Need UK Aircraft Carriers 2026-03-08
Megachurch Pastor (The Meatball) Says The New Iran War Will Trigger Armageddon & The End Of The World! 2026-03-08
What the UNHOLY HELL? Cortical Labs Put 200k Real Human Brain Cells onto a Silicon Chip and Trained Them to Play Doom in Just One Week! 2026-03-07
UAE Declares War on Psychotic Iranian Regime + Chaotic Scenes in Tehran + IRGC Intel Leader Killed 2026-03-07
Indiana Judge Rules There’s a Religious Right to Abortion (Do You Realize How Insane That is? Might as Well Offer Your Baby up to Molech for a Better Harvest) 2026-03-07
For My Readers in China: I Used to Study Wing Chun (Classical Kung Fu) When I Was in College at San Jose State 2026-03-07
Treasury Secretary Bessent Forecasts Largest Bombing Campaign Yet, Says Iran Attempting ‘Economic Chaos’ 2026-03-07
San Francisco Mayor’s Security Detail Attacked Just as He Admits City Governance Is ‘Broken’ 2026-03-07
50 Israeli Jets Drop 100 Bombs, Obliterating Khamenei’s Secret Tehran War Bunker Used by Regime’s Top Brass 2026-03-07
Leavitt Lays out Mideast Goals: Epically Fury the Iranian Regime into a Smoking Pile of Prehistoric Rubble… 2026-03-06
Israel Eliminates IRGC Leader – Iran’s Military Abandon Posts + Soundtrack (Run Like Hell…) 2026-03-06