Exxon Chief Says Oil Could Hit $160 a Barrell (Roll out the Barrell, We’ll Have a Barrell of Fun!) 2026-05-31
The Dog Ate My Homework. No, the Interest on the National Debt is Eating a Record 19% of Federal Revenue…Munch on That! 2026-05-31
The Hell? Google Plans to Release Millions of Mosquitoes into California to Help Stop Diseases (We’re Only Here to Help You!) 2026-05-31
Is Killing Innocents Christian? A Response to Tucker Carlson (How about a Very Superior Power Targeting Children?) 2026-05-31
Trump ‘Laser‑Focused’ on Securing a ‘Great Deal’ with Iran — ‘or They’ll Face the War Department’ 2026-05-31
Army Master Aviator Officially Reinstated into the Military with Full Back Pay and Benefits after Refusing Vax 2026-05-30
Pam Bondi Denies Accusations after Democrats Claim She ‘Pushed All Blame’ onto Todd Blanche in Closed-Door Epstein Testimony 2026-05-30
Israeli Military Attempts to Halt Catholic Marian Festival in West Bank, Until Cardinal Intervenes (Stop Persecuting Christians) 2026-05-30
Judge Married to Psycho Joe Biden’s Personal Attorney Says Trump Can’t Put His Name On Kennedy Center 2026-05-30
Iran’s Leader Had Fatwa Against Nukes Until Trump Blew Things Up, They Still Have Enriched Uranium 2026-05-30
Does Criticizing the AI Takeover and Job Loss Carnage Make You an Anti-Tech Extremist (Terrorist?) Soros Behind Data Center Protests to Sow Chaos & Gov’t Crackdown? 2026-05-29
Sound and Fury Signifying Something: Jeff Bozo’s Blue Origin Rocket Explodes into a Huge Fireball of Nothingness… (Is It a Metaphor for Something Else Bozos? Malachi Martin Used the Odd Phrase “Nitroglycerine for the Soul” One Time) 2026-05-29
Socialist Candidate for Mayor of LA Complains after Activists Set up a Homeless Encampment Outside of Her House 2026-05-29
SBA Admin Reveals $200B in Fraudulent PPP Loans Were Hidden by Biden Admin: “People Are Going to Jail” 2026-05-28