STOCK MARKET THRIVES WHILE ECONOMY DIES – FED BALANCE SHEET $7 TRILLION – TOO BROKE TO RETIRE 2020-05-18
N.J. gym reopens despite state order to keep fitness centers closed during COVID-19 crisis 2020-05-18
ECONOMIC CONDITION CRITICAL, MISSED RENT PAYMENTS SURGE, DEBT NEW NORMAL, FINANCIAL CRISIS 2020 2020-05-18
OK Ears. Thanks for the pep talk…Ra! Ra! Shishcoombah! (I hear China’s bat soup is pretty gnarly too) 2020-05-18
The Savage Nation 5-18: Vaccine Czar Pimpin’ Coronamania for $3+M in Profits? + More… 2020-05-18
DE BLASI-NO! NYC Mayor Threatens to Fence Off Beaches, Says ‘No Swimming, No Parties, No BBQs!’ 2020-05-18
Failed presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren: ‘You Can’t Just Re-Open,’ Country Needs ‘National Testing and Tracing’ (Aww shut up you lunatic Liberal charlatan!) 2020-05-18
Italy: Muslim migrant gets eight years prison dawah for plotting jihad massacre in the Vatican 2020-05-18
Man died of alcohol poisoning — but health officials later classified his death as coronavirus-related (Pimp it. Pimp it good!) 2020-05-18
Mich. Gov. Whitmer accuses GOP of inciting lockdown protests (Gov Whitmer is Pretty Adept at Inciting Protests Herself. Besides, Aren’t Protests as American as Apple Pie?) 2020-05-18
Tiny biotech company Sorrento Therapeutics (SRNE) claimed Friday its experimental coronavirus treatment is a cure for Covid-19 2020-05-18
The foxes that go HEHEHE (You really want to get the foxes to laugh? Tell ’em Obama was a competent President) 2020-05-18
Fired State Department watchdog was investigating whether Pompeo made staffer do personal errands (Who cares? Get out with that nonsense you phony Deep Stater…) 2020-05-18
China’s Virus Vaccine Will Be Global Public Good, Xi Says (No Thanks Xi. We Don’t Want Your Dirty-Arse Vaccine You Sneaky Commie) 2020-05-18
Fed Warns No Return To Normal Until 2021, Goldman Downgrades Q3 & Q4, Stocks Most Overvalued Ever 2020-05-18
US And Its Allies Will Confront China, Demand Investigation During Tomorrow’s Annual WHO Summit 2020-05-18
Powell says GDP could shrink more than 30%, but he doesn’t see another Depression (Well, if you’re out of work you’re already in one) 2020-05-18
American Colleges Are Headed for a Meltdown (They’ve Already Ideologically Melted Down as Dens of Liberalism Run Amok) 2020-05-18
Time To Break Up The FBI? (Or At Least Reform It – Away from Marxist Social Justice Investigative Exuberance) 2020-05-18
ITALEXIT FEARS: Italians’ drive to quit bloc surges over coronavirus snub ‘EU is useless!’ 2020-05-18
ACT OF WAR: Trump Admin. Accuses China Of ‘Seeding’ Virus In West With Air Travelers (Time to Decouple Economically from the Evil Communist Regime) 2020-05-18
Study found coronavirus was taken to an animal market in Wuhan by person already infected with the disease (You put a bio-weapons lab near a wet market so you can blame it when you release a killer agent. Was it intentional or unintentional? Does it matter?) 2020-05-18
Epidemiologist slams coronavirus lockdowns: ‘We could open up again and forget the whole thing’ 2020-05-18
Is Coronavirus “This Generation’s Polio?” Maybe. And Perhaps the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are This Generations’ Bruce Lee… 2020-05-17
Antibody tests continue to suggest COVID-19 far more widespread, less deadly than initially thought. Spain and Boston are among the latest to announce significant findings (Great. Time to get back to work) 2020-05-17
So far, no spike in coronavirus in places reopening: U.S. Health Secretary Azar (The more you test the more spikes you’re going to see. That’s because a hell of a lot more people have it than you think! And for the most part, they’re doing OK. Time to get back to work…) 2020-05-17
Dud stock picks, bad industry bets, vast under performance — it’s the end of the Warren “Friskies” Buffett era (I guess the party had to end some time) 2020-05-17
‘PEOPLE SHOULD BE GOING TO JAIL’: TRUMP TEARS INTO OBAMA ADMINISTRATION OVER SPYING, DEEP STATE COUP 2020-05-17
India’s LOW coronavirus numbers defy experts’ projections of 30,000 deaths by May (Time to end the hysteria?) 2020-05-17