So far I’ve been watching this video for 20 seconds and you haven’t said sh*t.

Paralinguistics? Weren’t you the chick comparing people to a lion, T-Rex, monkey and a mouse?

The hell do you get this nonsense from? CIA correspondence courses? Cracker Jacks? K-Mart?

You pretentious and presumptuous little shrew. Take your own advice and…well…shut the hell up!