Dude, you’ve probably never missed a single hot meal much less dealt with real adversity.

What next, you were in Delta Force? You’re probably not taller than 5′ 5′ & 125 pounds soak ‘n wet.

If you were guarding President Trump then indeed his protection team needs a serious beef-up.

A training academy is not enough. Show us your street cred chops. Ever been kicked in the cooter by an angry, 6′ 2″ drunken sailor? I doubt it…