Haiku is a type of short form poetry originally from Japan consisting of three phrases that contain 17 syllables in a 5, 7, 5 pattern…
SHADY GAGA’S CRITTERS
Gaga’s critters are
Gone. Goddam Bullfrogs? No, Bull-
Dogs – kidnapped, doggone!
YAPPING MILLENI-YUPPIES
Quit yappin’ ya pa-
Gan vegans. I’m trying to
Eat my lab-grown meat.
NEW WORLD VOWS
The wreckage of our
Lifetime strewn across decades
Till death do us part…
SOLVE ET COAGULA
Biden’s brain dissolved
Into goo. His congealed i-
Deals oozed out like stew
LEZ MISERABLE (THE MISERABLE LESBIAN)
Damn! Trump’s the real prez.
I feel like green eggs and Spam
Sporting a ham Fez
MARCH 4th
March 4th, Marxists, like
Lemmings off a cliff: head first
And with purpose – please!
CORN-POPPED
Corn-pop was not as
Bad as The Popcorn People
Who microwaved him
DESICCATED BIDEN
The Skeeto People
Held a dinner for Biden
And made him the feast
KLAUS SLOB
You eat bugs, slob. Quit
Schwabbing for the New World Or-
Der and get a job!
SELF-DELUSION
Bob was a jazz le-
Gend…in his own mind: bells, whis-
Tles, smoke and mirrors…
WHAZ HAPNIN’?
“Sup?” TB “Tuber-
Culosis?” No. The Blup. “The
Blup?” Yup. “WTF?”