Haiku is a type of short form poetry originally from Japan consisting of three phrases that contain 17 syllables in a 5, 7, 5 pattern…
HUNTER SCHMIDEN
Hunter lies down curled
Up like a homunculus
Nursing a crack pipe
PIECZENIK O’TOOL
Steve Pieczenik sparks
Up a coup in an Irish
Girls school. What a tool
STRIKE DOWN THE BAND
Strike down the band, man
Old hand Biden brings us a
Slow…sure…commie…death
DEMS = DEATH
The stench of Dem death
Cakes the air like rusted pie
Crust baked into us
PHONY IMPEACHMENT
Confused Lib Psychos
Commie lovers all, full of
Rat trap mind poison
FOOD JUSTICE
Dem demons scream. Mean
Joe Green weilds a big sub sand-
Wich: beats them down hard
CRAB PUFF MAN
“I’ll never eat home-
Style ribs!” screamed Hunter Biden
“I’m a Crab Puff man!”
CRISIS SMILE
Hey wild youth man-child
What’s cookIn’? Melted dreams and
A busted-tooth grin
WINGLESS IN VEGAS
Fly up town, ten stor-
Ies down to the mean street! “How?”
With your clown feet: JUMP!
REMAIN CLOTHED
Leading a frontal
Assault on full frontal nu-
Dity…heeere’s Johnny!
EGG SUN SKY
Simmering sun cracks
Back blue sky: like gold egg yolk
Fried sunny side up
UFO LIBS
The UFO peo-
Ple at Starbucks made my Chi-
Huahua’s yapper growl
LOUNGE LIZARD
The journey of a
Single mile begins with
A thousand lifetimes