If you’re going to get a tattoo on your booty make it something interesting, say like a Harley Davidson motorcycle, or the Great Pyramids of Giza, or Fonzi jumping the shark from that one crazy Happy Days episode. Get creative… Get wacky.

Get the audience to participate by throwing cream pies at your tattooed booty. Have fun! Go cray cray! Why not add to the nonsensicality of the spectacle by having some circus clowns up there juggling, while you’re at it…