Beto O’Rourke: “Hell yes, we’re going to take your AR-15” (First of all, I’ve never trusted guys whose mouths don’t close all the way exhibiting their rabbit-lookin’ front teeth. Even in elementary school I couldn’t stand ’em. Plus, he’s got a bit of the old Mitt Romney Corporate Sociopath stare. So there you have it. You can spot shady characters like this from a mile away)