Haiku is a type of short form poetry originally from Japan consisting of three phrases that contain 17 syllables in a 5, 7, 5 pattern…
PLAYING WITH HALF A DECK
Biden’s a tough ass
Old bird. He’s demented but
just keeps on truckin’
GET USED TO IT
Mask slapped on lady
Liberty. Covid anal
Swab democracy
GAVIN NEWSOME RECALL
Newsom recalled. Raped
Ma & pa raw with business
Closures and sharp claw
CCP VIRUS BLUES
John The Walrus Bol-
Ton has the virus blues. He
Snoozed and lost his shoes
VAX AVOIDANCE PLAN
Jump back from skee-
To needle before it lands
on your plump butt cheek
NUTFLIX MOVEES
“Butt Cheek Vaxxer and
The Covid Kid:” a New couch
Potato movie
ESKIMO SNOW $9.95
I’ve got a vaccine
I want to sell you. But drink
The grape Kool-Aid first
NEW RULES TO FLY BY
Relax. Take the A-
nal swab test before we stick
a vax in your arse