Haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count.
SCHUMER THE DUMMY
Schumer’s an oaf. More
Sense can be found in a bread
Loaf. Pence is one 2.
SAN FRAN SIDEWALK CAFE
Urine, barf, feces
Litter the street. Needles too.
They still eat curbside.
LIBERALS INCITING REBELLION
Hellion Libs stirring
Up the common man. War vet
Boots them in the ass.
CRAZED IMPEACHMENT OF TRUMP
Lib mad dogs reach Trump
And impeach. Act fast, fry his
Ass–then go hump hogs.
IS CIVIL WAR COMING?
Greasy ass Marxists,
Globalist scum too, starting
shit. Grab your guns men!
NEW WORLD ORDER CRACK DOWN
We’re all getting slaved:
Politicians uppity
On our liberties.

