THX 1138: CHRIS WALLACE: Please come back THX you have nothing to be afraid of. BILL GATES: Yes! This is your last chance for the anti-coronavirus implantable microchip! CHRIS WALLACE: You cannot survive outside your house without it! BILL GATES: Please. Just give us your right hand or forehead and we’ll get you implanted pain free in two seconds! CHRIS WALLACE: Don’t be a fool THX 1138 you can be like us: The Children of the Corn! You can live forever in one of Bill Gates’ inflatable New World Order cities! BILL GATES: Yes! We want you! We need you! Come back Shane! Shaaaane!