Whisker Grubbins Says Northern Israel is Going to Get Nuked! (I Like the Down-Home Music at the Beginning, Then the Bad News and Horror, Then the Good Times Tunes again as the Video Ends. It Makes Me Feel Better about the Whole Situation. That after All is Said and Done, I Can Sit Down to Some Kansas City BBQ with Grandpa, Throwing Axes in the Basement and Everything’s Going to Be OK)

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I guess anyone can just pick up a Bible and interpret scripture anyway they want. That’s how you’ve got 50,000 Christian denominations that can’t figure out what the holy hell is going on anymore…

If the Bible and the Bible alone is your authority and you interpret it to mean whatever you want, then, in effect, you are your own authority. How can all of these houses divided stand? Let alone stand the test of time? Such rationality leads to healthy skepticism. And skepticism leads to a loss of faith in your ability to make sense of it all yourself…much less with a third-grade education.

Who does this guy think he is? Moses? However, I won’t call him out on it. At the beginning of the video he hurls an axe with precision. Enough precision to scalp me clean–from 50 yards! Yes, I think I’ll pass.

Let him believe what he wants. As long as he stays in the basement throwing axes and waxing prophetic he’s no threat to the ground squirrels in the park.

Now pass the BBQ ribs and granny’s Southern-style potato salad….I approve of this message!