Haiku is a type of short form poetry originally from Japan consisting of three phrases that contain 17 syllables in a 5, 7, 5 pattern…
THE HELL?
The hell did god give
You two hands for? You don’t eat
Chicken with a fork!
CRASH
Mad Mack jacked the car’s
Back like a wack maniac
He’s no brainiac
TOUR OF DUTY
Bob plopped his buttocks
In front of the Idiot
Box with great moxie
CIAO ELAINE CHAO!
Still pimping Red Chi-
Na shipping good? Wow! Eat some
Cat food: ciao, Chao, chow!
AMAZON PRODIGAL
Bozo bum, chosen
One, who – without a gun – froze
The sun…just for fun
PROFESSOR PIMP-CZENICK
Don’t be a foo Mis-
Ter Magoo: pimpin’ a coup
Beats goin’ to schoo.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
Build back better. Baked
Buttered bisquits. Betty’s big
Booty…broke Bob’s bike.
TASTE OF CONFUSION
Hunter liked peanut
Butter bisquit batter bet-
Ter with crack pipe hits
CANCEL CULTURE VULTURES
Savage packs of cab-
Bage patch Marxist rats attack
With racist bear trap
10 CENTS
Whence went your common
Sense, gents? I wouldn’t give you
Ten cents…for Mike Pence
GATES KNOWS BEST
Sweater man thinks but-
Ter makes vax better plunge in
To pink sponge buttocks